Hello my dears,
So here is the thing: due to the disgusting, wrist-slitting amount of work that BB and I have been burdened with over the few weeks, we have monumentally cocked up and have not written anything on the blog about Sherlock 2 episode 2 and 3. We will rectify this glaring flaw in the near future, that is a promise. And if we don't, you can skin us, and then make us into shoes. As the quoting maestro of this little blogging duo, I also want to explain my method for getting these gems of literary genius on paper. On Sunday nights I watch the episode and fall in love with it all over again. Then during the week, I attempt to watch the episode at least twice more and write out all the quotes by hand. Then I type them up on Thursday or Friday in the week. This is a long but thoroughly enjoyable process, but of course I make a few mistakes and mis-quote some of it or miss some out whilst frantically writing the line before. To be honest, Sherlock is so gobsmackingly brilliant that I end up writing out the whole script for you. I think it would also be a great opportunity to say that I do not own any of the material in the quote posts - I am merely sharing the awesomess of Sherlock with all of the fans out there. Here are the quotes for 'The Reichenbach Fall', the last episode of Series 2:
Watson: My best friend, Sherlock Holmes, is dead.
Watson: Say thank you.
Watson: Just say it.
Sherlock: Thank You.
Sherlock: A tiepin, I don’t wear ties.
Sherlock: Boffin, boffin Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock: Why is it always the hat photograph (punches newspaper!)
Watson: Bachelor, bachelor John Watson.
Sherlock: What kind of hat is it anyway?
Watson: What the hell are they implying?
Sherlock: Is it a cap, why has it got two fronts?
Watson: It’s a deerstalker…frequently seen in the company of bachelor John Watson.
Sherlock: How can you stalk a deer with a hat?
Watson: Confirmed bachelor John Watson.
Sherlock: Is it some sort of death Frisbee?
Watson Ok this is too much we need to be more careful.
Sherlock: It’s got flaps, ear flaps, its an ear hat John…what do you mean more careful?
Watson: I mean, this isn’t a deerstalker now; this is a Sherlock Holmes hat. I mean that you’re not exactly a private detective anymore; you are this far from famous.
Sherlock: Oh, it’ll pass.
Watson: It’s your phone.
Sherlock: Mmm, keeps doing that.
Moriarty: No Rush.
Sherlock: Not now.
Sherlock: Not now.
Watson: He’s back.
Watson: Intelligent fine, let’s give smart arse a wide berth.
Sherlock: I will just be myself
Watson: Are you listening to me?
Sherlock: You repel me.
Sherlock: First, James Moriarty isn’t a man at all.
Judge: Do you think you could survive for just a few minutes without showing off?
Watson: What did I say? I said don’t get clever.
Sherlock: I can’t just turn it off like a tap.
Watson: Don’t do that.
Sherlock: Do what?
Watson: The look
Watson: The look, you’re doing the look again.
Sherlock: Well I cant see it can I? (Looks in mirror) It’s my face
Watson: Yes and it’s doing a thing, you’re doing a thing that says we both know what’s really going on here face.
Sherlock: We do.
Watson: No I don’t, which is why I find the face so annoying.
Sherlock: Most people knock, well then your not most people I suppose.
Moriarty: Every fairy-tale needs a good old-fashioned villain.
Moriarty: What’s the final problem, I did tell you but you didn’t listen.
Moriarty: Do you find it hard to say you don’t know?
Sherlock: I don’t know.
Moriarty: Honey, you should see me in a crown.
Moriarty: Suddenly, I am Mr Sex.
Sherlock: What is it all for?
Moriarty: Falling is just like flying, it’s just that there’s a more permanent destination.
Moriarty: I owe you.
Mycroft: We don’t want a repeat of 1972.
Watson: I was thinking about doing a drinks thing for the neighbours.
Mycroft: I don’t think you want to.
Watson: Why don’t you talk to Sherlock if you are so concerned about him? Oh God, don’t tell me
Mycroft: There’s too much history between us John. Old scores, resentments.
Watson: Nicked all his smurfs? Broke his action man?
Lestrade: Isn’t it great to be working with a celebrity?
Sherlock: Brilliant Anderson.
Sherlock: Brilliant impression of an idiot.
Watson: Having fun?
Sherlock: Starting to.
Watson: Try to stop the smiling? Kidnapped children?
Sherlock: The more they ate the faster they died.
Lestrade: Don’t let it get to you, I always feel like screaming when you walk into a room, well so do most people.
Sherlock: This is my cab. You get the next one.
Sherlock: Because you might talk.
Sherlock: He died because I shook his hand.
Sherlock: Dust is eloquent.
Mrs Hudson: What’s he on about?
Mrs Hudson: Cameras? Here, I’m in my nighty!
Watson: Sherlock, I don’t want the world believing that you’re…
Sherlock: I’m a what
Watson: That, you’re a fraud.
Watson: No one could fake being such an annoying dick all the time.
Watson: They’re all queuing up to slap on the handcuffs. Every single officer that you’ve made feel like a tit.
Watson: Sherlock, we are going to need to coordinate.
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