The Reichenbach Fall - Quotes

Hello my dears,

So here is the thing: due to the disgusting, wrist-slitting amount of work that BB and I have been burdened with over the few weeks, we have monumentally cocked up and have not written anything on the blog about Sherlock 2 episode 2 and 3. We will rectify this glaring flaw in the near future, that is a promise. And if we don't, you can skin us, and then make us into shoes. As the quoting maestro of this little blogging duo, I also want to explain my method for getting these gems of literary genius on paper. On Sunday nights I watch the episode and fall in love with it all over again. Then during the week, I attempt to watch the episode at least twice more and write out all the quotes by hand. Then I type them up on Thursday or Friday in the week. This is a long but thoroughly enjoyable process, but of course I make a few mistakes and mis-quote some of it or miss some out whilst frantically writing the line before. To be honest, Sherlock is so gobsmackingly brilliant that I end up writing out the whole script for you. I think it would also be a great opportunity to say that I do not own any of the material in the quote posts - I am merely sharing the awesomess of Sherlock with all of the fans out there. Here are the quotes for 'The Reichenbach Fall', the last episode of Series 2:

Watson: My best friend, Sherlock Holmes, is dead.

Watson: Say thank you.

Sherlock: Why?

Watson: Just say it.

Sherlock: Thank You.

Sherlock: A tiepin, I don’t wear ties.

 Watson: Sarcasm.

Sherlock: Yes.

Sherlock: Boffin, boffin Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock: Why is it always the hat photograph (punches newspaper!)

Watson: Bachelor, bachelor John Watson.

Sherlock: What kind of hat is it anyway?

Watson: What the hell are they implying?

Sherlock: Is it a cap, why has it got two fronts?

Watson: It’s a deerstalker…frequently seen in the company of bachelor John Watson.

Sherlock: How can you stalk a deer with a hat?

Watson: Confirmed bachelor John Watson.

Sherlock: Is it some sort of death Frisbee?

Watson Ok this is too much we need to be more careful.

Sherlock: It’s got flaps, ear flaps, its an ear hat John…what do you mean more careful?

Watson: I mean, this isn’t a deerstalker now; this is a Sherlock Holmes hat. I mean that you’re not exactly a private detective anymore; you are this far from famous.

Sherlock: Oh, it’ll pass.

DING

Watson: It’s your phone.

Sherlock: Mmm, keeps doing that.

Moriarty: No Rush.

Watson: Sherlock.

Sherlock: Not now.

Watson: Sherlock.

Sherlock: Not now.

Watson: He’s back.

Watson: Intelligent fine, let’s give smart arse a wide berth.

Sherlock: I will just be myself

Watson: Are you listening to me?

Sherlock: You repel me.

Sherlock: First, James Moriarty isn’t a man at all.

Judge: Do you think you could survive for just a few minutes without showing off?

Watson: What did I say? I said don’t get clever.

Sherlock: I can’t just turn it off like a tap.

Watson: Don’t do that.

Sherlock: Do what?

Watson: The look

Sherlock: Look?

Watson: The look, you’re doing the look again.                

Sherlock: Well I cant see it can I? (Looks in mirror) It’s my face

Watson: Yes and it’s doing a thing, you’re doing a thing that says we both know what’s really going on here face.

Sherlock: We do.

Watson: No I don’t, which is why I find the face so annoying.

Sherlock: Most people knock, well then your not most people I suppose.

Moriarty: Every fairy-tale needs a good old-fashioned villain.

Moriarty: What’s the final problem, I did tell you but you didn’t listen.

Moriarty: Do you find it hard to say you don’t know?

Sherlock: I don’t know.

Moriarty: Honey, you should see me in a crown.

Moriarty: Suddenly, I am Mr Sex.           

Sherlock: What is it all for?

Moriarty: Falling is just like flying, it’s just that there’s a more permanent destination.

Moriarty: I owe you.

Mycroft: We don’t want a repeat of 1972.

Watson: I was thinking about doing a drinks thing for the neighbours.

Mycroft: I don’t think you want to.

Watson: Why don’t you talk to Sherlock if you are so concerned about him? Oh God, don’t tell me

Mycroft: There’s too much history between us John. Old scores, resentments.

Watson: Nicked all his smurfs? Broke his action man?

Lestrade: Isn’t it great to be working with a celebrity?

Sherlock: Brilliant Anderson.

Anderson: Really.

Sherlock: Brilliant impression of an idiot.

Watson: Having fun?

Sherlock: Starting to.

Watson: Try to stop the smiling? Kidnapped children?

Sherlock: The more they ate the faster they died.

Watson: Sherlock.

Lestrade: Don’t let it get to you, I always feel like screaming when you walk into a room, well so do most people.

Sherlock: This is my cab. You get the next one.

Watson: Why?

Sherlock: Because you might talk.

Sherlock: He died because I shook his hand.

Sherlock: Dust is eloquent.

Mrs Hudson: What’s he on about?

Mrs Hudson: Cameras? Here, I’m in my nighty!

Watson: Sherlock, I don’t want the world believing that you’re…

Sherlock: I’m a what

Watson: That, you’re a fraud.

Watson: No one could fake being such an annoying dick all the time.

Watson: They’re all queuing up to slap on the handcuffs. Every single officer that you’ve made feel like a tit.

Watson: Sherlock, we are going to need to coordinate.

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